dream a little dream of robert plant

Last night I dreamt about Robert Plant. It was sublime. I woke up thinking, 'No! Go back to sleep!' In my dream, he was in love with me and proposed and everything... And yes, we're talking about 62-year-old Robert Plant, not the Led Zeppelin years. I will not apologize for my crush on him. He is one of the last few truly hot rock stars. Even if he wasn't a rock star, I'd still have a crush on him.



Did I mention that I'm twenty-three?